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  1. margueritem

    margueritemGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Maybe they should patent that idea….

  2. JDG

    JDGGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Maybe they should take his pulse!!!

  3. Hormigator

    Hormigator said, 3 months ago

    To stop breathing al together

  4. lfanterickson

    lfanterickson said, 3 months ago

    The politically correct term is chenille stems…

  5. canadaeh

    canadaeh said, 3 months ago

    That’s better than just putting a pillow over his head

  6. Yukoneric

    Yukoneric said, 3 months ago

    That’ll clean out his pipes.

  7. carpetinwater9

    carpetinwater9 said, 3 months ago

    Looks like nose hairs

  8. jtpozenel

    jtpozenel said, 3 months ago

    I was worried that he might not be breathing, but this looks like a whole family of mouth-breathers.

  9. battycomic

    battycomic said, 3 months ago

    He’ll sure be surprised when he wakes up!

  10. 10eapolis

    10eapolisGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    My resident snorer snores through his mouth, so this remedy wouldn’t work for him at all… In fact, he often has a cotton ball in at least one nostril lately in case he has a nosebleed while he’s sleeping.

  11. margueritem

    margueritemGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    10eapolis, sounds like allergies going on there with the nose bleeds.

  12. cholldekkgher stenstenstaffgher

    cholldekkgher stenst... said, 3 months ago

    How many does it take to stop breathing?
    Have you tried sticking them elsewhere?
    Did he tell you to stick it in your ear?
    Pull off his shoes
    Stick them between his toes

  13. Coyoty

    Coyoty said, 3 months ago

    27 of them apparently were shoved up into his brain.