Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

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Margueritem said, 4 months ago

O M G…. Don’t either one of you sneeze.
Gweedo Murray said, 4 months ago

Don’t even breath in that direction.
ejcapulet said, 4 months ago

Uh oh.
tbree said, 4 months ago

How in the universe did a pair of binoculars become powder?! Regular broken I can understand, but this just teases entropy to the limit of disorder..
vibjyor said, 4 months ago

Was a road roller was levelling the side walk Calvin was running on ?
jonasespelita said, 4 months ago

What..did…you…dooo!
musicnut1986 said, 4 months ago

The lenses are “Dust in the Wind”.
Johanan Rakkav said, 4 months ago

“Cartoon physics” strikes again! :)

NOW he is calm?!?
Ivy0730 said, 4 months ago

charlie37133 said,
arrange two funerals.
one for the binoculars
one for yourself, calvin

That bad? lol

the glue, I remember I was trying to glue a china cup even chair leg that I broke, afraid of my mom would found out and blame me…never work! =[[
Johanan Rakkav said, 4 months ago

Yes, that bad. In fact, he might consider cremation and having his ashes combined with the dust of the binoculars, then shot into space. Thus endeth Spaceman Spiff.

Or he could tell the truth. You think?
corpuskevin said, 4 months ago

The truth is looking more like a viable option with every panel read. And don’t forget the waterworks. After all, Calvin is still a kid. And kids look so pitiful when they cry.
The_Shadow said, 4 months ago

Calvin you bone head. Do you remember your model plane and glue incident?
Wildmustang1262 said, 4 months ago

Did Calvin burn the binoculars up to ash?
Leonardeuler said, 4 months ago

Musicnut1986: “Dust in the Wind”, isn’t that one of the greatest hits released by Kansas in 1977 ??
Yukoner said, 4 months ago

Any sneeze or breeze and it’s “Gone With the Wind”!

My suggestion from yesterday, “They got stolen”, is looking better and better.
Kerovan said, 4 months ago

But the dinosaur skeleton Turned out OK. Maybe he reached the 5th level of Glue Mastery. on the other hand maybe he really is a genius.
Ladywolf17 said, 4 months ago

WTF! Maybe you should pack your bags and find a train to live in. Just like a hobo.
Leonardeuler said, 4 months ago

As a physicist, it’s the first time I see a phenomenon like this: a complete disintegration of binoculars. I have to study this somewhat deeper.
Superfrog said, 4 months ago

They’ve been completely CALVINISED!!

Tell your Dad that you have discovered a new process for total destruction and there are Zillions of dollars to be made in the waste management industry.

(Don’t tell the Military.)
watcha said, 4 months ago

Just add water!
carpetinwater9 said, 4 months ago

Made of pressurized plastic,which in turn will explode upon impact.
Sebastian Van Uytfange said, 4 months ago

Aaah… Aaaaah… TCHOOO! Oops. sniffle
rshive said, 4 months ago

Don’t think I’d try glue Calvin. Your record on that isn’t too good.
Furienna said, 4 months ago

Wow, those binoculars are broken, alright.
userdce said, 4 months ago

watcha said,

Just add water!
–gud one
Lewreader said, 4 months ago

Honest Dad, I was just looking at them and they broke
Macushlalondra said, 4 months ago

Oh my, Calvin, when you break something you really break it don’t you?
N7326 Foxtrot said, 4 months ago

Geez! And I thought my boys could break things when they were young!
lightartsteacher said, 4 months ago

Calvinized! LOL, that was a good one, Superfrog!
grazer said, 4 months ago

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Time to plead “spontaneous combustion”, Calvin.
Ray C said, 4 months ago

Maybe they’re still under warranty…
bald 716 said, 4 months ago

try this one calvin

hey dad you never answered me when i asked about using your binoculars
LX013 said, 4 months ago

Nothing to glue, too little bits!
Comic-Nut said, 4 months ago

No glue, nor replicator will never get Dad his beloved binoculars back ever again. Calvin is just going to have to bite the bullet on this and and fess’ up to Dad.
pearlandpeach said, 4 months ago

Yeah, I agree, Calvinized….excellant.
cleokaya said, 4 months ago

But dad, they are only a little scratched.
chromosome said, 4 months ago

I wonder if Bill Watterson reads these comments. I bet he’d get a kick out of them.
bmonk said, 4 months ago

corpuskevin said, about 9 hours ago

“The truth is looking more like a viable option with every panel read. And don’t forget the waterworks. After all, Calvin is still a kid. And kids look so pitiful when they cry.”

A teacher and principal friend (in a prestigious South American school) once told me that the students knew to take advantage of this. The older ones (age about 8-15) would stand in front of his desk with head bowed looking repentant and cutely sad. The younger ones (ages 6-8 or so) would come around the desk to stand by his chair and look up at him with those big, sad, puppy-dog eyes.
JonD17 said, 4 months ago

I think we all know Calvin will tell the truth when the time comes; he just has to wend his way down the guilt/anxiety trail.

Ladywolf, (WTF)!! My my, such talk for a young Lady.
grammahotsho said, 4 months ago

Once upon a time dad had binoculars…
butthole09 said, 4 months ago

i don’t know about this this, calvin..
ShaZamKaPow said, 4 months ago

Calvin! Glue is never going to work. Scotch tape should do the trick though…
comicgirl1000 said, 4 months ago

somebody tell lio he’s going to have visators
Cameloo said, 4 months ago

Calvin, just hope Dad doesn’t notice its broken.
He probably won’t realize that its his binoculars
pomy2191 said, 4 months ago

haha when i break stuff it just breaks to pieces but calvin breaks it to dust.i agree prepare for 2 funerals
NyukNyuk2000 said, 4 months ago

Forget Glue, try duct tape.
Carmy said, 4 months ago

I bet they were some cheapo binoculars that Dad bought especially for Calvin.
BC13 said, 4 months ago

HyukNuyk, at least he won’t glue his fingers to the binoculars, if he uses tape that is. But if he did use duct tape, I’m pretty sure Dad would notice.
Tigger said, 4 months ago

All th King’s Horses and all the King’s Mena cannot put the
Binoculars togerther again. Time to play taps as they’re now ashes to ahses and dust to dust,
unemandarine said, 4 months ago

Mmm… Calvin I don’t think glue is the solution, and I’m with Marge, don’t anyone sneeze…