Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    That’s it! Wait until he’s gasping for air and make your escape!

  2. vibjyor

    vibjyor said, 4 months ago

    I am too anxious right now to know what will happen when dad comes to know. It is really nerve wracking.

  3. userdce

    userdce said, 4 months ago

    this is all HIS fault

  4. sundaram_gayathri

    sundaram_gayathri said, 4 months ago

    now now calvin.. why are u bringing hobbes in ? it was you who broke the binoculars ..

  5. DD FENCE EMET

    DD FENCE EMET said, 4 months ago

    Coronary: a song played during a coronation.

    Who needs binoculars when you could just walk closer to what you are looking at?

  6. Ladywolf17

    Ladywolf17 said, 4 months ago

    I’m very happy right now, so I’m sorry that I can’t help you right now Calvin.

  7. kpeiyin

    kpeiyin said, 4 months ago

    Hobbes, you are not helping, are you? Good luck to you, Calvin!

  8. musicnut1986

    musicnut1986 said, 4 months ago

    WE, Kimo Saubie?

  9. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    A coronary for Dad?! You’re freaking me out, Calvin!

  10. JFri

    JFri said, 4 months ago

    EMET you just wander real close to that grizzly for a good look, OK? Thanks!!

  11. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Calvin, he could just go balistic.

  12. grazer

    grazer said, 4 months ago

    Good thinking, Calvin….you can make your getaway hiding in the ambulance under dad’s gurney.

  13. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 4 months ago

    EMET said,
    Who needs binoculars when you could just walk closer to what you are looking at?

    Like JFri said, don’t try this with a Grizzly. They can run 40 mph up hill.

    ————-

    Calvin, choose one of the following:
    a) Hobbes did it.
    b) Someone stole them.
    c) They fell out of the overhead bin when I was doing that barrel roll.
    d) Susie did it to get me in trouble.
    e) All of the above.

  14. Sebastian Van Uytfange

    Sebastian Van Uytfange said, 4 months ago

    Indeed, it is always the parents’ fault when their kids break something. At least, that’s what I said when I wrecked the car.

  15. Leonardeuler

    Leonardeuler said, 4 months ago

    Yukoner: insulting Susie is even worse than breaking those binoculars.

  16. pittfall

    pittfall said, 4 months ago

    Hobbes always has the right answers.

  17. carpetinwater9

    carpetinwater9 said, 4 months ago

    Things could be worse! At six years old life goes on to better things to break.

  18. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Honest Dad, I was just looking at them and they broke

  19. rshive

    rshive said, 4 months ago

    That’s it Calvin, blame the victim. You’re almost sounding like a politician now.

  20. N7326 Foxtrot

    N7326 Foxtrot said, 4 months ago

    Pleeeeezeeee……….Don’t mention Calvin and politics in the same sentence….aren’t we in enough trouble now???

  21. Macushlalondra

    MacushlalondraGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Charlie has it right. Calvin can come to Canada for some left over Canada day cake. Oh is it good, strawberries in the pattern of a maple leaf. Yummy!

  22. Paul M.

    Paul M. said, 4 months ago

    First Timer Here… Posting that is.

    http://comics.com/peanuts/2009-07-02/

    Lucy knew what to do some 20 years earlier.

  23. Ghostquestion

    Ghostquestion said, 4 months ago

    Coronary? I thought that was a little yellow bird that tweets and pesters Sylvester.

  24. musicnut1986

    musicnut1986 said, 4 months ago

    Calvin, play the Blame Game.
    Example: “Moe did it”!

  25. Kerovan

    Kerovan said, 4 months ago

    If I remember right, tomorrow we get to see the damage. Dad’s reaction will be delayed a couple of days.

  26. Dry

    DryGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    JFri, you crack me up!!

  27. Ivy0730

    Ivy0730 said, 4 months ago

    not a very good IDEA, Calvin!

  28. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Hey, when you’re desperate, you’ll think of anything that might work! Go, Calvin!!

  29. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Dad, why did you loan me broken binoculars?

  30. JonD17

    JonD17 said, 4 months ago

    Musicnut, that is a fantastic album; bring back many fond memories
    ( yeh yeh here comes the off-topic police)

  31. eeyores

    eeyores said, 4 months ago

    …. it’s already big punishment to feel soooooooo bad for such a long time ;-) oooohhh calvin……..

  32. Gene Strattmann

    Gene StrattmannGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Why keep punishing us ? I think it’s about time for Dad to find out that it is all Susie’s fault somehow or another.

  33. marvee

    marveeGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Calvin is all panicked about what might happen HIM, but thinks a heart attack for Dad is a great idea. Children are basically self-centered and we don’t improve much.

  34. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    @Yukoner and JFri, that pretty much applies to watching bison also. For a big animal, they are fast and agile, and unpredictable. Best to stay off and use the binocs.

  35. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 4 months ago

    cleokaya: i like your response !

    i wonder if maybe dad didn’t make a switcharoo and put a pair of dime store binoculars in place knowing how calvin is

  36. Stede_Bonnet

    Stede_Bonnet said, 4 months ago

    I have editted out the first panel “We’re doomed! We’re doomed!” Calvin to use as my screen saver. ;-)

  37. unemandarine

    unemandarine said, 4 months ago

    Yup it’s dad’s fault…. Calvin you’re in BIG trouble.

  38. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Bald: That’s what I have been thinking the last two days. We’ll see I guess!

  39. Tiger1183

    Tiger1183 said, 4 months ago

    Goodquestion:
    No thats a canary ^^

    Hobbes has the right idea, just tell him. Most people will forgive and forget… but it IS expensive. Tell him and/or run. Tough decision ^^

  40. lightartsteacher

    lightartsteacher said, 4 months ago

    Hey, it’s the price parents pay for all those hugs and kisses!

  41. HappyLynx

    HappyLynx said, 4 months ago

    Oh so now its dad’s fault???????????????

    LOL

  42. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Some of us readers have been saying the same thing Calvin’s now saying – and saying it for days now, if memory serves. We all kind of saw this coming.