Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    No predation on the ark, you lions!

  2. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    They’re fault for walking around like muttons going to happen to them…

  3. NoBrandName

    NoBrandName said, 5 months ago

    Er, um, it kinda, nudge nuge wink wink, looks like, ahem, the lions are, shall we say, engaged in other activities at the moment… and that the sheep are the only ones lacking the good sense not to watch… although I’m sure that wasn’t the intent…

  4. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    You have a filthy mind, and I had to go back and check.

  5. vlechtja

    vlechtja said, 5 months ago

    How about eating Noah and his kin?

    In the best interest of the Earth.

  6. Richard

    Richard said, 5 months ago

    I had to go back and check, and sho’ nuff’ dey at it.

  7. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    No wonder the Lions are smiling!

  8. whmIII

    whmIII said, 5 months ago

    I can think of a lot to say…but it won’t get past the censor!

  9. Ghostquestion

    Ghostquestion said, 5 months ago

    In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sheeps tonite.
    ♥♥

  10. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 5 months ago

    when did the rain stop?

  11. nighthawks

    nighthawksGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    speaking of this fairytale story, did noah gather male and female of EVERY species of mammal? .thats a pretty tall order and the arc would have have to have been a lot larger than an aircraft carrier….how about the mammals that were only native to areas of the earth that noah had no access to?
    you know, kangaroos , pandas, lemurs ???
    and yet we have people who are searching for this boat….
    ……

  12. pookid54

    pookid54Genius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Let’s see how you look in these lacy panties

  13. JFri

    JFri said, 5 months ago

    Well, what do you think happened to the unicorns?? They were on the menu LAST week!

  14. pinkdryad

    pinkdryad said, 5 months ago

    @nighthawks: um, that’s why Noah probably brought babies. And according to Genesis chapter 7 verses 8 & 9 : “Pairs of clean and unclean animals, of birds and of all creatures that move along the ground, male and female, came to Noah and entered the ark, as God had commanded Noah.” God brought the animals to Noah, he didn’t have to go searching for them.

  15. plus4

    plus4 said, 5 months ago

    Nighthawks: First, it was “kinds,” not what we today somewhat arbitrarily call “species.” There were not both lions & tigers, for example, but one kind of cat that both eventually came from (kind of like breeds of dog).

    Plus, since the geography of the earth was totally different before everything got wiped out, Noah didn’t have to deal with animals all the way from Australia, China, etc.

    Based on an accurate understanding of the whole story, the animals-on-the-Ark scenario has been found to be quite feasible. If you choose to believe it didn’t happen, at least don’t do so based on modern misconceptions.

    I don’t think anyone will ever find the boat, though; it was probably broken up before long. There’s no verse about it saying “It can be seen there to this day” like you see in the OT a lot.

  16. pookid54

    pookid54Genius_badge said, 5 months ago

    so they evolved into the animals we have today? LOL!!!!

    Actually the misconceptions are not modern but biblical. The myth we know as Noah and the Ark has already been explained. I was told about it by several clerymen years and years ago and then I saw it on one of the Discovery channels. The flood was not the entire world…..it was the world in which the writers of the Bible lived. That was all the world they knew at that time. So it was their misconception that the flood covered the entire world.

  17. plus4

    plus4 said, 5 months ago

    Pookid54: Actually “devolved” might be a better word. Contrary to what you’ve apparently been told, nobody denies there is change; there just isn’t change that creates brand new things. But that’s another story.

    And it’s amusing that anyone would be satisfied with such a pat, made-up & non-researched explanation as you quote. Just for a start, if the flood was only the area in which the writers lived, why do cultures from literally all around the world have flood legends containing most or all elements of the Bible story?

  18. pookid54

    pookid54Genius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Yeah, made up…..not researched….whatever….and they lived happily ever after.

  19. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 5 months ago

    it’s a comic not a religious forum so just lean back in your ‘puter chair and enjoy the content

  20. longtimecomicsfan

    longtimecomicsfan said, 5 months ago

    pookid-

    Some people believe the Bible, and some believe the Discovery Channel.

    Like plus4 said, several cultures have flood stories, including ones that pre-date the Biblical account.

    You might as well ask whether Santa Clause is real - the character may not exist, yet Xmas gifts get delivered every year…

  21. pookid54

    pookid54Genius_badge said, 5 months ago

    and some people can’t read.

  22. Richard

    Richard said, 5 months ago

    I would believe the Bible before the Discovery cnannel.

  23. mrprongs

    mrprongs said, 5 months ago

    Ewe. Ewe is on the menu.

  24. pinkdryad

    pinkdryad said, 5 months ago

    pookid54: why would God have told Noah to build an ark to save himself, his family and the animals if it was a local flood or only covered the “known world” of the author? Why not just tell Noah to move?

    like wicky said, you can believe the Bible way more than the Discovery channel.