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   Llewellenbruce said, 10 days ago

   That will cure your smoking and drinking habits fast.

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   sjoujke said, 10 days ago

   Well you might as well…it sounds like your life is over!

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   pouncingtiger said, 10 days ago

   Morbid, ain’t he?

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   Ladywolf17 said, 10 days ago

   What’s the meaning of life then, if you can’t enjoy the fine things that give you pleasure.

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   Yukoner said, 10 days ago

   Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corps. Oops, too late.

   “Lest we forget.”

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   Johanan Rakkav said, 10 days ago

   What’s wrong with not smoking, drinking or eating fatty deli meat? (I do drink occasionally.) There’s so much else out there to enjoy, and who needs tobacco anyway?

   Now doing without chocolate…well, you might as well just push yourself over. :))

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   Bdaysuit said, 10 days ago

   What’s he doing in a tavern with a mug if he isn’t supposed to drink?

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   rshive said, 10 days ago

   Bdaysuit – Actually he’s drinking O’Fink’s no-alcohol mead. Known in another incarnation as water.

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   shades_is_here said, 10 days ago

   No that is what his doctor told him to do but what he will do is another story (he will drink,smoke and eat fatty foods)

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    BC13 said, 10 days ago

    J. R.
    I can do without the chocolate and all the the other sweet stuff all the time.

    I’d miss more than the deli meats though: Eggs, KFC, ribs, shrimp and on and on an and on. And yes I’d miss the beer and smokes, too. I think I’d do the same in his position.

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    Fer Lefer said, 10 days ago

    I miss a girl very much, but in my current condition (married), it sure would kill me!

12. 

    ninmas said, 10 days ago

    at least you’re alive!

    optimists unite!

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    Susan001 said, 10 days ago

    I’d sooner die than give up my brandy and sherry!
    As for tobacco, well, I suffer enough from having to breathe in the second-hand smoke from my shul’s custodians’ endless ciggies!

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    nighthawks said, 10 days ago

    .if you can’t give up smoking , booze and corn beef sandwiches, then don’t……..your ‘prayers’ will soon be answered

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    grazer said, 10 days ago

    Spent most of my money on fancy food, cigars, booze and broads. Wasted the rest.

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    jo shaw said, 10 days ago

    I wouldn’t give up sherry or brandy. They’re nice girls. You might become a vegan, boring as it might be.

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    Joe Allen Doty said, 10 days ago

    In English, corps refers to a group of people who are alive.

    But, corpse refers to the body of a dead person.

    The guy doesn’t have to use tobacco products, drink alcoholic beverages and nor does he have to eat fatty types of deli meats. He must have a boring life if it centers around those things.

    Praying to killed by a heart attack is a stupid thing to do.

    —-
    My fingers didn’t put the “r” in heart. So, I corrected it at 7:12 PM CST.

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    Susan001 said, 10 days ago

    Joe, I’ve never heard of anyone who died of a “heat attack”.
    Do you?

19. 

    Lewreader said, 10 days ago

    Who says you’re not allowed:
    Your doctor?–switch doctors
    Your wife?–Easy Lew, she might read this
    Your dietitian?–How much does she weigh?
    Your mother?–Well obviously you’ll live to a ripe old age

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    crunkbot said, 10 days ago

    Why not pray to be healed? It apparently works sometimes.

    (Unless you’re an amputee. The Big Guy never miraculously heals them for some reason.)

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    notinksanymore said, 10 days ago

    Irony is misspelling something while bashing someone else for doing the same.

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    Furienna said, 10 days ago

    Well, as I don’t smoke or drink alcohol, I won’t have that problem. Fat food though, that’s harder to give up.

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    Regisandkelly said, 10 days ago

    Irony and hypocrisy

    Wait wasn’t that a song??

24. 

    OldHipster said, 10 days ago

    Yeah, I’d rather go real quick. So quick that I do not have time to think about it!

    Ya know?

25. 

    mroberts88 said, 10 days ago

    I have to agree.

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    Joe Allen Doty said, 10 days ago

    “The Big Guy” is not a very respectable way to say “God the Father.”

    I do agree that who has had a heart attack should ask people to agree with him in prayer at a church service and they lay hands on him while they pray for him to be healed.

    If the man is addicted to alcohol and nicotine, God can heal him of those, too.

    One time, Dad was asked by a man to pray that God would take his cigarettes away.

    Dad said, “God doesn’t want your cigarettes; but, I will pray that he will take away the desire to smoke.”

    Dad had been a chain smoker before he got saved. But, he was instantly healed of his addiction on that night and not even asked the LORD to do that.

    He told people who had stopped smoking, “Don’t say, ‘I quit,” because people will still offer you cigarettes if you say that. Say, “I don’t smoke” instead.”

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    JanCinVV said, 10 days ago

    My grandfather died of a smoke-related aneurysm. He was 92. My grandmother died of second-hand-smoke-related complications. She was 99.
    
    Not that I’m defending smoking (I still celebrate the anniversary of the day they outlawed smoking in restaurants completely in CA) but not everyone is adversely affected by smoking, drinking or eating fatty foods.

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    mfcoace said, 9 days ago

    There’s no law in this country against killing yourself slowly via food, liquor, or tobacco.

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    ♠Lonewolf♠ said, 9 days ago

    I’m not sure how I would handle that yet!