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   sjoujke said, 2 months ago

   …..a contribution to the honeymoon would be greatly appreciated.

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   Joe-Allen "Joe" Doty said, 2 months ago

   How long has the letter writer been dating the brother of her husband who just died?

   In my opinion, that woman should even have a wedding and they just get married at a Justice of the Peace place; but, wait until after the funeral.

3. 

   ♠Lonewolf♠ said, 2 months ago

   The strangest set of circumstnces has forced a change in plans…

4. 

   Yukoner said, 2 months ago

   That’s called killing to birds with one stone.

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   Pacejv said, 2 months ago

   Her relatives were in the film “Deliverance.”

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   Lewreader said, 2 months ago

   Get married at the funeral. Saves dry cleaning bills

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   NebulousRikulau said, 2 months ago

   You do realize that it’s a Biblical situation.
   If a man dies without producing an heir, his brother is to take the man’s widow into his house and raise an heir for him.

   Now there were seven brothers…

8. 

   Richard said, 2 months ago

   Perfect!

9. 

   BC13 said, 2 months ago

   …and she killed them all off one by one after each mariage.

10. 

    Paul M. said, 2 months ago

    Uncle-Daddy… Can you _?

11. 

    Doctor Toon said, 2 months ago

    If I had known then what I know now, I would have went after my first wife’s sister instead.

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    Digital Frog said, 2 months ago

    The first 5 brothers died from eating poison mushrooms, the 6th died from a blow to the head (from her frying pan when he wouldn’t eat his mushrooms…)

13. 

    iamtxmilady said, 2 months ago

    Claudius and Gertrude request your presents…er, presence at their forthcoming nuptials…

14. 

    Iwa Iniki said, 2 months ago

    Soooo very humorous!

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    fritzoid said, 2 months ago

    Thrift, Miss Know-It-All, thrift!
    The funeral baked meats didst coldly furnish forth the wedding table.

    O most wicked speed,
    To post with such dexterity to incestuous sheets!

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    cholldekkgher stenst... said, 2 months ago

    Signed, your favorite sister, Aunt Mom!

    What, fritzoid?

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    fritzoid said, 2 months ago

    O, God! a beast, that wants discourse of reason,
    Would have mourn’d longer—married with my uncle,
    My father’s brother, but no more like my father
    Than I to Hercules: within a month:
    Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears
    Had left the flushing in her galled eyes,
    She married.

    It is not, nor it cannot come to good.