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   Yukoner said, 2 months ago

   Second turkey amendment - the right to own a grenade launcher.

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   Tara said, 2 months ago

   Ooohh! This turkey pulling out all the artillery. He’ll end up blowing himself up. Oh well at least we got some ham.

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   JP Steve said, 2 months ago

   That’s some tough turkey! Should make him safe!!

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   pouncingtiger said, 2 months ago

   This turkey is going to cut out the middle man. He’ll destroy himself and the pig and the hunter will have turkey and ham for Thanksgiving.

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   Johanan Rakkav said, 2 months ago

   The first self-blasting turkey?

   Get ugly for who, indeed.

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   ♠Lonewolf♠ said, 2 months ago

   C’mon pig, take out the turkey and you’ll be safe!

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   Mac said, 2 months ago

   He’s a member of the Benjamin Franklin Militia.

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   canadaeh said, 2 months ago

   I thought the second ammendment was the right to arm bears not turkeys.

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   Lani14 said, 2 months ago

   The Christmas Ham there better get busy getting in shape and finding some artillery while he has time.

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    BC13 said, 2 months ago

    Schwartzengobbler in the fowl version of Predator.

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    Doctor Toon said, 2 months ago

    Hope that grenade launcher isn’t made by ACME.

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    comYics said, 2 months ago

    That turkey aint messin’ round.

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    jo shaw said, 2 months ago

    Almost as UGLY as a TURKEY. I’m glad they don’t Taste like they look.

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    lightenup said, 2 months ago

    LOL, canadaeh!

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    grazer said, 2 months ago

    He’s forcing his legal rights….it’s known as Turkey Duressing.

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    smoothpate said, 2 months ago

    Oh no!!!!!! The turkeys have joined “The Animal Conspiracy”!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!

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    Kim said, 2 months ago

    America believes in the right to arm turkeys.

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    Joe-Allen "Joe" Doty said, 2 months ago

    The REAL 2nd Amendment as we know it didn’t even exist that far back in history.

    Turkeys weren’t the only birds eaten at the first Pilgrim thanksgiving.

    The Natives in the “New World” celebrated their own annual thanksgiving feasts a long time before the Europeans arrived.

    The Cherokees’ annual harvest feast was called the “Green Corn Festival.” “Green corn just refers to the juicy tender corn still on the cob and the corn husks and stalks are still green, too.

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    Sean Crabtree said, 2 months ago

    this is why i eat ham on thanksgiving

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    Ron French said, 2 months ago

    I prefer my turkey without any feathers n stuff

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    cholldekkgher stenst... said, 2 months ago

    I’d prefer a less hostile Turkey to eat on TGDay.