B.C. by Hart

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  1. Ronshua

    RonshuaGenius_badge said, 17 days ago

    Univalve Burlesk .

  2. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 17 days ago

    If a snail loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?

  3. Edcole1961

    Edcole1961 said, 17 days ago

    Neither. Just sluggish.

  4. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 17 days ago

    Edcole1961, do you write gags for a living? :))

    Yukoner hit a home run here too.

    I guess being barefoot and hermaphrodite just ain’t good enough for these guys…

  5. sjoujke

    sjoujke said, 17 days ago

    From the eyelashes, I would say he’s in she mode.

  6. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 17 days ago

    And her onlookers in he-he-he mode.

  7. Bargrove

    Bargrove said, 17 days ago

    What a team! I’m going to mail these home.

    How? Guess.

  8. vlechtja

    vlechtja said, 17 days ago

    Good one there Edcole1961.

  9. CogentModality

    CogentModality said, 17 days ago

    @Bargrove

    By faster-than-light warp drive mail?

  10. Richard

    Richard said, 17 days ago

    Escar… . gone!

  11. Aikidodog

    Aikidodog said, 17 days ago

    I don’t think this is G-rated anymore.

  12. Mac

    Mac said, 17 days ago

    Snails got arms!

  13. pearlandpeach

    pearlandpeach said, 17 days ago

    naked or homeless ? well… which…

  14. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, 17 days ago

    Definitely not much of a “strip” show.

  15. threlfallm

    threlfallm said, 17 days ago

    vlechtja

    You can say that again.

  16. AddADadaAdDad

    AddADadaAdDad said, 17 days ago

    Watch out for that premature dart!!

  17. mrkknts09

    mrkknts09 said, 17 days ago

    you just need to have few more beers

  18. Joe Allen Doty

    Joe Allen Doty said, 17 days ago

    A slug is a shell-less mollusk.

    Most snails are double-gendered, aka hermaphrodites; but, some fresh-water snails are either male or female.

    So, Clumsy Carp and Thor are on the bank of a creek or river if two male snails are watching a female snail strip.

    The fish in the movie “Finding Nemo” was a clownfish, a species where they are born male first. A clownfish only changes to female when there is no longer a female in the group to reproduce.

  19. Joe Allen Doty

    Joe Allen Doty said, 17 days ago

    Yesterday’s actual strip had B.C. at “Peter’s Supplies” (rock) telling Peter, “I’d like to find some underground water.”

    In panel 2, Peter holds up a thick tree branch with a fork on it.

    In the last panel, B.C. says, “So I can dig a well.” He looks like Peter didn’t understand what he meant.

    A person who was an expert at water witching or dowsing for water would have preferred to use a flexible branch of a tree and probably one from an peach tree.

    Dowsing for water seems like an old-wives tale; but, my paternal grandfather was gifted at doing that and if a person dug a well exactly where he said to do it, they got water.

    I am not going by hearsay; I saw him do that more than once and I saw that he was right, too.

  20. crunkbot

    crunkbot said, 17 days ago

    “Snails gone wild” is much better call-back to the parade of father-issues and low self-esteem being referenced.

  21. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 17 days ago

    I hope Clumsy doesn’t go wild and create a whole line of videos on the subject.

  22. fritzoid

    fritzoid said, 17 days ago

    Oh, “mollusks”? I though you said “bacon.”

    The mollusk is a randy little fellow whose primitive brain scarcely strays from the subject of the you-know-what.

  23. fritzoid

    fritzoid said, 17 days ago

    BC13, check out Isabella Rosselini’s “Green Porno: Snail”:
    http://www.sundancechannel.com/videos/230320964

  24. cholldekkgher stenstenstaffgher

    cholldekkgher stenst... said, 17 days ago

    What has become of B.C.?
    Now we have to be subjected to ratings!

  25. gimmickgenius

    gimmickgeniusGenius_badge said, 17 days ago

    Joe Allen Doty said,

    In the last panel, B.C. says, “So I can dig a well.” He looks like Peter didn’t understand what he meant.

    Well Peter did ask “Y” he wanted to find the water…

  26. vlynnskay

    vlynnskayGenius_badge said, 17 days ago

    @ JAD: “A clownfish only changes to female when there is no longer a female in the group to reproduce.”

    So how do they decide who gets to change into the better gender??

  27. OldHipster

    OldHipster said, 17 days ago

    Hey, uh, Joe?

    Can YOU dig it?