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Frog Applause by Teresa Dowlatshahi

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 29 days ago

    Best get two books, one for the top, and one for the bottom level…

  2. 3hourtour

    3hourtour said, 29 days ago

    …if nude and only one book..cover your face…

  3. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, 29 days ago

    You need two of those paving-slab-sized science books, that ought to keep you covered.

  4. yyyguy

    yyyguyGenius_badge said, 29 days ago

    get magazines! flexible covers will cover better than hard covers.

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 29 days ago

    Just ignore the rude stares. You don’t need books, milady; you need clothes!

  6. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthgGenius_badge said, 29 days ago

    Talking to you would be the least of my thoughts.

  7. razorback2824

    razorback2824Genius_badge said, 29 days ago

    Okay, let’s get this out of the way:

    “May I recommend…the Kama Sutra?”

    http://instantrimshot.com/

  8. baslim_the_begger

    baslim_the_beggerGenius_badge said, 29 days ago

    The Naked and the Dead?
    The Naked Ape?
    The Naked Sun?
    Naked Prey?
    The Naked Lunch?
    The Bare Naked book?

    so many choices…

  9. Hugh B. Hayve

    Hugh B. Hayve said, 29 days ago

    yyyguy’s right, but maybe cuz I’ve been listening to too many Prince tunes.

  10. R STJOHN

    R STJOHNGenius_badge said, 29 days ago

    Poor thing…doesn’t have a book to wear.

  11. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 29 days ago

    Try the Emperor’s new clothes

  12. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulauGenius_badge said, 29 days ago

    Bad idea.
    People seem to think that you’re only reading a book because you don’t have anyone to talk to, so they come over and try to start a conversation, and you try to be polite and make noncommittal responses, and they just keep trying to extend the conversation, and
    Go Away! Leave Me Alone! I’m trying to read!

  13. Flight Suit

    Flight SuitGenius_badge said, 29 days ago

    Try wearing ear-buds. Not sure where you’d keep your iPod, though.

  14. Setebos

    Setebos said, 29 days ago

    Frankly I like the buds she’s already got, but that’s just my opinion.

  15. shadowcaster504

    shadowcaster504 said, 28 days ago

    Try “English for Dummies”

  16. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 28 days ago

    OK, I won’t try to talk to you.
    Can I read to you?

  17. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 28 days ago

    Hello young lady. I too like to read and I to like to be…

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  18. Ghostquestion

    Ghostquestion said, 28 days ago

    Books with jackets will handily cover your needs…☼

  19. barticle35

    barticle35Genius_badge said, 28 days ago

    Newspapers are better. You wrap them around your body, they keep you from freezing.

  20. fredbuhl

    fredbuhl said, 28 days ago

    I’d think they wouldn’t want to sit next to, but admire her from afar—but not too far.

  21. razorback2824

    razorback2824Genius_badge said, 28 days ago

    Pas frais!… = “No charge!…” or “Not fresh!…”

    Et ta sæur? = “And your sister’s?”

    Justement la voici, voyez vous-même. = “Right here, see for yourself.”

  22. pschearer

    pschearerGenius_badge said, 28 days ago

    Good morning, officer; is there something I can help you with?

  23. hambuki

    hambuki said, 15 days ago

    just don’t pick one on the bottom shelf