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1. 

   Margueritem said, about 1 month ago

   Best get two books, one for the top, and one for the bottom level…

2. 

   3hourtour said, about 1 month ago

   …if nude and only one book..cover your face…

3. 

   ejcapulet said, about 1 month ago

   You need two of those paving-slab-sized science books, that ought to keep you covered.

4. 

   yyyguy said, about 1 month ago

   get magazines! flexible covers will cover better than hard covers.

5. 

   Sisyphos said, about 1 month ago

   Just ignore the rude stares. You don’t need books, milady; you need clothes!

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   wndrwrthg said, about 1 month ago

   Talking to you would be the least of my thoughts.

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   razorback2824 said, about 1 month ago

   Okay, let’s get this out of the way:

   “May I recommend…the Kama Sutra?”

   http://instantrimshot.com/

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   baslim_the_begger said, about 1 month ago

   The Naked and the Dead?
   The Naked Ape?
   The Naked Sun?
   Naked Prey?
   The Naked Lunch?
   The Bare Naked book?

   so many choices…

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   Hugh B. Hayve said, about 1 month ago

   yyyguy’s right, but maybe cuz I’ve been listening to too many Prince tunes.

10. 

    R STJOHN said, about 1 month ago

    Poor thing…doesn’t have a book to wear.

11. 

    Lewreader said, about 1 month ago

    Try the Emperor’s new clothes

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    NebulousRikulau said, about 1 month ago

    Bad idea.
    People seem to think that you’re only reading a book because you don’t have anyone to talk to, so they come over and try to start a conversation, and you try to be polite and make noncommittal responses, and they just keep trying to extend the conversation, and
    Go Away! Leave Me Alone! I’m trying to read!

13. 

    Flight Suit said, about 1 month ago

    Try wearing ear-buds. Not sure where you’d keep your iPod, though.

14. 

    Setebos said, about 1 month ago

    Frankly I like the buds she’s already got, but that’s just my opinion.

15. 

    shadowcaster504 said, about 1 month ago

    Try “English for Dummies”

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    Doctor Toon said, about 1 month ago

    OK, I won’t try to talk to you.
    Can I read to you?

17. 

    cleokaya said, about 1 month ago

    Hello young lady. I too like to read and I to like to be…

    <———-

18. 

    Goodquestion said, about 1 month ago

    Books with jackets will handily cover your needs…☼

19. 

    barticle35 said, about 1 month ago

    Newspapers are better. You wrap them around your body, they keep you from freezing.

20. 

    fredbuhl said, about 1 month ago

    I’d think they wouldn’t want to sit next to, but admire her from afar—but not too far.

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    razorback2824 said, about 1 month ago

    Pas frais!… = “No charge!…” or “Not fresh!…”

    Et ta sæur? = “And your sister’s?”

    Justement la voici, voyez vous-même. = “Right here, see for yourself.”

22. 

    pschearer said, about 1 month ago

    Good morning, officer; is there something I can help you with?

23. 

    hambuki said, about 1 month ago

    just don’t pick one on the bottom shelf