Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart

Farcus

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 1 year ago

    Her brother Peter is in a similar situation.

  2. Margaret Evans

    Margaret Evans said, over 1 year ago

    She sells seashells by the seashore.
    The shells she sells are surely seashells.
    So if she sells shells on the seashore,
    I’m sure she sells seashore shells.

  3. Jeff H

    Jeff H said, over 1 year ago

    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
    How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

    Trick question: peppers can’t be pickled until AFTER you pick them.

  4. grahambhg

    grahambhg said, over 1 year ago

    Don’t forget about their pet: the woodchuck.
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

  5. moe_the_cat

    moe_the_cat said, over 1 year ago

    Darn, I thought they said she sold C-cells.
    Sorry kids, no radio today

  6. putertek

    putertek said, over 1 year ago

    how much ground could a groundhog grind
    if a groundhog could grind ground

  7. pbuckland

    pbuckland GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Lyrics by Silvia Fine – Sung by Danny Kaye

    Everybody’s heard of Peter Piper
    And the peck of pickled peppers that he picked
    That’s such a silly simple children’s game
    It hasn’t even got a name
    But I’d like to bet that it’ll trip you
    And I bet you’re gonna have to say you’re licked
    If Peter Piper you pronounce with ease
    Then twist your tongue around these
    Moses supposes his toeses are roses
    But Moses supposes erroneously
    For Moses he knowses his toeses aren’t roses
    As Moses supposes his toeses to be
    That’s tongue twisters
    And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung
    If you insist you want to try a lisp
    Then step up mister and twist your tongue
    Now Kissle will whistle at busty Miss. Russell
    Who’ll rustle and bustle till Kissle will roar
    So Russell asked Axle for Kissle’s dismissal
    And this’ll teach Kissle to whistle no more
    That’s tongue twisters
    And it seems so easy till you twist your tongue
    Tito and Tato were tattooed in total
    But Toto was only tattooed on his toe
    So Tato told Tito where Toto was tattooed
    But Tito said Toto’s tattoo wouldn’t show
    Theda thought Thora was thumping her thimble
    But Thomas thought Thora was thumping her drum
    Said Theda if Thora’s not thumping her thimble
    I think that she surely is thumping her thumb
    That’s tongue twisters
    And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung
    If you insist you want to try a lisp
    Then step up mister and twist your tongue
    Now Charley is chary when choosing his cheeses
    And cheese is a challenge when Charley arrives
    When Charley is charming and chooses a cheddar
    Then chews it and chips it and chops in some chives
    Heda is hoping to hop to Tahiti
    To hack a hibiscus to hang on her hat
    Now Heda has hundreds of hats on her hatrack
    So how can a hop to Tahiti help that
    Snobby Miss. Nora is sniffing her snuffer
    The snuffer’s no sniffing it makes Nora sneeze
    When Snyda lets Nort know his Nora is sneezing
    She snappily snorts Nora’s sneezing a breeze
    Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore
    For shops at the seashore are so sure to lose
    And she’s not so sure of what she should be selling
    Should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoes
    That’s tongue twisters
    And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung
    If you insist you want to try a lisp
    Then step up mister and twist your tongue
    Twista felt Twister was trying to whistle
    But Twister had twisted his tongue

  8. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @pbuckland

    thanks! ya just busted my typing tutor…

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