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   Shirttail Slim said, 3 months ago

   Good morning, Vagabonds
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   JanCinLV said, 3 months ago

   Good morning, Slim. And to all Vagabonds yet to come.
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   Arye Uygur said, 3 months ago

   Good morning, Vagabonds. I decided not to swim today – I still have a hoarse voice and it would be too cold for me once I get out of the water.
   My VHS tapes are slowly disappearing; my spare room is filling up with tapes that I’ve copied. Right now I’m watching “Watusi.” I’ve already recorded “Alexander the Great” (Richard Burton) and 2 children’s tapes on Forest and Jungle Animals (“See How They Grow”).

   When I finish (who knows when!) I’ll put a note up on my condo bulletin board offering them for free or else donating the commercially-made tapes to a thrift shop/
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   Shirttail Slim said, 3 months ago

   Re: Dumb Blonde Jokes..
   >>>>>>
   it was Friday evening, a little after 5 P.M., and the office building workers had most left their offices an were on their way home.
   Young blonde gal got on the elevator, which had an older man on it. She gave him a happy smile and said, “T.G.I.F.”,
   Man looked at her ans said S.H.I.TEEE.
   Blondie shook her head in exasperation and said "T"G"I"F"
   Maan said no, “S.H.I.Teee”
   She rolled her eyes and said, “Duh? T.G.I.F” Thank God it’s Friday?
   Guy looked at her and shook his head. "You’re wrong. S.H.I.TEEE. Sorry Honey It’s Thursdayeee. :-))
   >>>>>>
   No, I do not believe the cliches, or use the label. D.B. The jokes could be any color,
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   Shirttail Slim said, 3 months ago

   Question tonight. Not looking for information.
   >>>>>>
   Who was the youngest person to host Saturday Night Live?
   >>>>>>
   Bonus question? Name the second youngest?
   >>>>>>>
   Their respective ages?
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   davidf42 said, 3 months ago

   @Shirttail Slim

   Good one Slim. LOL
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   davidf42 said, 3 months ago

   @Arye Uygur

   Arye, you take care of yourself. We don’t want you catching a cold and going to ER with pneumonia.
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   Alexikakos said, 3 months ago

   The blonde wins.
   .
   A man was seated next to a blonde on an airplane. He turned to her and said, "Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go by more quickly if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger.
   
   The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and asked him, “What would you like to talk about?”
   
   “Oh, I don’t know,” said the man, smiling. “How about nuclear power?”
   
   
   “Okay” the blonde said. "That’s an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.‘
   
   
   “Horses, cows, and deer all eat the same stuff, grass, yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’
   
   The man, visibly surprised by the blonde’s intelligence, thought about it and said, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
   
   
   To which the blonde replied,
   “Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know s***??”
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   Montana Lady said, 3 months ago

   @Alexikakos

   Touche!!!!
10. 

    Montana Lady said, 3 months ago

    Good Morning, Vagabonds,
    

    
    Since I’m not blonde, I don’t get offended by DB jokes. Even when there were nothing but Polish jokes, I never got offended.
    

    
    I guess I just have a sense of humor and like to laugh.
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    woodworker318 said, 3 months ago

    @Montana Lady: I agree with you. If I don’t laugh I’ll cry.
12. 

    SWEETBILL said, 3 months ago

    GOOD AFTERNOON YA’LL
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    dkram said, 3 months ago

    Good day Vagabonds.
    .
    I liked that one Alex, turn about is fare play.
    .
    Snowy day, I think thier calling it winter storm Q.
    .
    I think I’ll pull a blanket of snow over me and sleep untill spring. ;-)
    .
    ttfn
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    Shirttail Slim said, 3 months ago

    Hey, people, No SNL viewers here? I thought it was amazing that they hosted Saturday Night Live at such young ages.
    Drew Barrymore, DOB 2/25/75
    Hosted Saturdat Night Live 11/2’/82 Seven years old!
    Yesterday was her B’day
    >>>>>>
    Jodie Foster, DOB 11/19/62
    Hosted SNL, 11/27/1976
    >>>>>>
    Drew Barrymore @ 7yrs old & Jodie Foster @ 14 yrs old
    >>>>>>
    Two of my favorite Ladies.
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    JanCinLV said, 3 months ago

    I heard a joke this morning at a small mom & pop store:
    

    
    Two men were talking about how well they know their wives. One said to the other “you don’t even know her favorite flower.”
    To which the other man replied “Yes, I do.” Turning to his wife he smiled and said “It’s Pillsbury, isn’t it Honey?”
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