Endtown by Aaron Neathery

Endtown

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  1. Furlips

    Furlips said, over 1 year ago

    What’s the sound of one hand clapping?

  2. BillThompson

    BillThompson said, over 1 year ago

    You can cook the figures, but most Endtowners would rather cook with their own milk and eggs.

  3. DADOF3

    DADOF3 said, over 1 year ago

    Is he just “parroting” those numbers?

  4. BikeNBoatN

    BikeNBoatN said, over 1 year ago

    Cue the crickets.

  5. mr_sherman

    mr_sherman GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    The Emporer has no clothes.
    Allgood’s empty empire.
    Even Velda can’t cook those numbers anymore.

  6. dirtyoldlady1

    dirtyoldlady1 said, over 1 year ago

    I think this is the funniest thing that you have ever written Aaron. Government poll made by optimists. Willing to claim that the answer is pro instead of against. A little hemming and hawwing by the pollest could be translated in what any way the poller wants it to sound. AND probably does. I have taken in the past and even yesterday… l-2-3-4-5 as 1 as not interested to 5 as greatly interested. OHH Yes.
    Blessed Be-

  7. Diggerspop

    Diggerspop GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    It may be vile, but is it better than beans? Seven out of eight poll responses apparently say so.

  8. Gryphon68

    Gryphon68 said, over 1 year ago

    I am startin to wonder who the real target of his action is….Allgoods foundation is really vey weak now.

  9. Level_Head

    Level_Head said, over 1 year ago

    Allgood is all bad in the popular press
    The pollster is parroting, data’s a mess
    But there’s still a sole Endtown denizen left
    Still, this takes away from Allgood’s seeming heft

    So rather than strengthening conflicts to come
    This action leaves one side quite weak (and quite dumb)
    Since Endtown the Comic is always first-rate
    I’ll bet there are twists here, ’ere this would deflate

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  10. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    It took a while, but I finally went back and read this strip from the beginning.
    At least, I presume Al and the late-somewhat lamented Hank Stillwater on a salvage run is the beginning.
    At least now I understand more of what’s going on.

  11. JusSayin

    JusSayin said, over 1 year ago

    Well, now how would you answer a poll where the polling agency knew your name and address and probably controls the same rat pack who shot up the residences of two well liked people and manhandled, er, womanhandled, er, ah, rathandled, uh,er, ahem mutanthandled Maude and Holly, pleasant people(THWI) in a small community of 7,000 or so trying to survive or just get by in a dangerous world.

    I would tell the polltaker what I thought they wanted to hear, if anything.

    It is Friday, and we can only speculate what was published and what the gossip game produced. Jacob J will try to turn these events to his advantage.

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    JusSayin

  12. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, over 1 year ago

    “Perverts!
    Perverts everywhere!
    Perverts in your closets!
    Perverts in your hair!
    Perverts behind your back!
    Perverts under your chair!
    P-E-R-V-E-R-T-S
    What’s that spell?
    I know you are, but what am I?
    Perverts in the basement,
    Perverts in the sky!”

  13. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    We had a similar event a week ago in Eugene, Oregon. A mass protest against firearms where 20 people showed up, that number including the media. Considering that Eugene is protest central (even an academically-challenged party/drug school like UofO has midterms and finals week), this strip reminded me of that event.
    .
    Another one was when I was working for a regulatory agency. A “storm of protest” against cutting second growth was going to happen to a national forest. Two girls smoking outside… 2000 year old redwoods, sure, protect them, but 30 year old second growth that is growing trunk to trunk needs the maintenance. One lightning strike and poof. The 2000+ fires in 2006 in northern California were largely the result of lack of maintenance. Same with Arizona two years ago and New Mexico last year.

  14. Tue Elung-Jensen

    Tue Elung-Jensen said, over 1 year ago

    People may not like using said “bi-products”, but they dislike being harrased by rats more. That or people like answering polls, but hate moving to a meeting like that (generally people are more talk than walk).

  15. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    Most people don’t answer polls. Either from lack of time, or just not wanting to answer a load of frequently dumb or misleading questions. As an Independent for 21 years, I get call after call. Once in a while I used to do a poll, but I just got sick of the constant calls.

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