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   Diggerspop said, 6 months ago

   But will she remember in the morning?
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   Dr. Oetker Pistazien said, 6 months ago

   Oh Linda, she’s a mean drunk, I hope that Maude can help her, she’s got to remember, she’s one of the Endtowners now, but like we’ve said before, you can’t take the Topsider out of her, even if she’s now a mutant she’ll still hate them, I feel bad for her!
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   dirtyoldlady1 said, 6 months ago

   I never had any problems in bars. I would just start a round of dirty jokes. I have been a dirty old lady for 55 years. Heard my first from my grandmother at the age of 11.Been collecting them ever since. 56 mgb on my computer.
   now if we can just help Linda going that way, she will be a much better drinker. More popular in public.
   Looks like someone bit her on the arm?
   Blessed Be
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   Three Steps Over Japan said, 6 months ago

   The problem is, it’s hard to put up with people that are obviously shooting their mouths off in ignorance. She has to grit her teeth and bear it, but that pressure is just going to build until she explodes again. It’s not a question of keeping her from the booze, but of having her avoid anyone voicing an opinion based on rumor, hate and fear. Meaning she’s going to do poorly at a self-acceptance seminar.
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   Buzzwronganswer said, 6 months ago

   Question: Linda versus the jackrabbit, who would win? Conformation brewing?
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   firedome said, 6 months ago

   @dirtyoldlady1

   or, perhaps, an uncasted compound fracture?
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   Three Steps Over Japan said, 6 months ago

   @dirtyoldlady1

   “Looks like someone bit her on the arm?”
   
   Nah,just scratched by some pecker.
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   mr_sherman said, 6 months ago

   @Three Steps Over Japan

   Son of a birch. Or is that beech?
   Is this a piece of ash joke?
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   JusSayin said, 6 months ago

   I’ll say this for Linda……
   
   
   She got what she was aiming for last night.
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    Silversummer said, 6 months ago

    I’m getting the impression that Sam the bartender doesn’t want Maude to know what Linda said to spark the fight. Though Linda may have been able to keep her thoughts to herself most times, it appears that the alcohol’s effects had lowered her tolerance for edgy comments from the bar’s patrons. She made her comments and took some serious lumps for them.
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    LizardPriest said, 6 months ago

    He’s pretty insightful for a guy who can’t come up with a better name for his bar than “Bar”.
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    the other ghost girl said, 6 months ago

    yeah I think she was aiming to get beaten that night, although I think the Jack rabbit was probably fed up with what they were saying too
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    Salen Stormwing said, 6 months ago

    Great way to keep the past on the down-low there… In other news, 3 Topsiders tried to sneak into Endtown by claiming that they were robots who ate metal and then proceeded to make “robot noises”.
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    Logan Sackett said, 6 months ago

    She was hoping they’d kill her.
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    crookedwolf said, 6 months ago

    I kind of expected this of Linda, but I’m a little disappointed that she was able to provoke the others so easily. I mean, they didn’t really have to prove anything to the drunken, shrunken puffball. They could have taken taken the high ground, and held her off while they called the rats.
    Oh, wait, maybe she is better off…
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