Eek! by Scott Nickel

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  1. Al S.

    Al S. said, 6 months ago

    ♫♪♫ …
    .
    Now, up to now my plan went all right
    ‘Til we tried to put it all together one night
    And that’s when we noticed that something was definitely wrong
    The transmission was a ‘53 and the motor turned out to be a ’73
    And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone
    .
    So we drilled it out so that it would fit
    And with a little bit of help with an adapter kit
    We had that engine runnin’ just like a song
    Now the headlight’ was another sight
    We had two on the left and one on the right
    But when we pulled out the switch all three of ‘em come on
    .
    The back end looked kinda funny too
    But we put it together and when we got through
    Well, that’s when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin
    About that time my wife walked out
    And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
    But she opened the door and said, “Honey, take me for a spin”
    … ♫♪♫
    .
    Johnny Cash — One Piece At A Time

  2. pcolli

    pcolli said, 6 months ago

    I’m surprised that he knows where his component parts came from.

  3. PICTO

    PICTO said, 6 months ago

    Now if he just knew A.B. Normal’s date of birth…

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

    But, dear Bride, he has so many “ancestors” to track! On the other hand (no, the other “other”), if it’s time for a re-charge, well then, a good jolt is worth putting aside the laptop!

  5. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, 6 months ago

    He could probably get it down to “Three Degrees of Frankenstein”.

  6. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    @pcolli

    Ancestry.com does genetic testing now.

  7. pcolli

    pcolli said, 6 months ago

    @Coyoty

    Yes, I’ve seen the price of it, too.

  8. phyllis may bear

    phyllis may bear said, 6 months ago

    .. hahaha ==

    Graft! NOT GIFT! == NOW. A GENETICIST WOULD GET THAT

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