The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 3 months ago
Cheaper than salmon mousse, I suppose.
cdward said, 3 months ago
It’s Adam’s.
Coyoty
said, 3 months ago
He should have asked for decoffinated.
emptc12 said, 3 months ago
Made with water from the River Styx. For external use only, per Achilles’ mom, Thetis ( why didn’t she use tongs?).
GoodQuestion
said, 3 months ago
It’s to die for . . . ☻
oldman2013 said, 3 months ago
cute
Sisyphos said, 3 months ago
Coffee to die for!
A drop-dead good cuppa brew!
Claire Coffee!