The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
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pcolli said, 3 months ago
“Thank you, I pride my self on my wrapping skills. Can you tell me the way to the post office?
Coyoty
said, 3 months ago
He has a gift.
emptc12 said, 3 months ago
His girlfriend often borrows a line from “The Producers” when she moans to Dr. M: “Give me that blue thing!”
piksea
said, 3 months ago
Maybe it would be best if he watched a little higher, or even a little lower.
frank corona
said, 3 months ago
Nice Package??!!! Shame on you!!
Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago
Dr. Manhattan forgets himself. Such a super being would tend to do so.
Sisyphos said, 3 months ago
Snippy little voyeur! Stamp him out, Big Blue!
WytZox1 said, 3 months ago
Never heard of Dr. Manhattan. Don’t get the joke. LAME !!!
Blackwolff9
said, 3 months ago
@WytZox1
He’s one of the Watchmen. Look him up on Wikipedia. You could try checking stuff out before pronouncing stuff you don’t know about “lame”.
jrox said, 3 months ago
@Blackwolff9
thanx Blackwolff9. I didn’t get that one either. I thought he must be a cartoon or a super hero. I always depend on the fans to explain the cartoons I don’t understand
Blackwolff9
said, 3 months ago
@jrox
No problem!
emptc12 said, 3 months ago
It’s a bit of “blue humor.”
“Watchmen” takes place in an alternate reality in 1985 when Nixon is still president. Dr. Manhattan is a quantum being who was once a human scientist transformed by a nuclear accident..
He can divide into several simultaneous manifestations, can travel instantaneously anywhere in the universe, sees the past, present, and future at once.
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He chooses to appear as a glowing, blue-tinged humanoid that is of an ideal physique and is often nude. The movie occasionally shows him in full frontal nudity (revealing his “package”). He can appear of enormous size when he desires and as such ended the Vietnam War within a week in that alternate reality.
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It’s a gory movie that has style and great special effects, but is certainly not for everyone, especially children.