The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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margueritem
said, 4 months ago
Or a football player…
win said, 3 months ago
Or a politician…
pcolli said, 3 months ago
Or a texter.
Sisyphos said, 3 months ago
Sounds like just the brain Igor would choose to supply to Dr. Frankenstein for his monster….
Wolf Emperor
said, 3 months ago
@win
But not Obama! His enunciation is excellent. Why does the right brain have a flat bottom, but the left brain have a bumpy bottom?
Blackwolff9
said, 3 months ago
@Sisyphos
Yep. Abby Normal.