The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
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win said, 5 months ago
Maybe the Mucous League.
PICTO said, 5 months ago
When he puts the pedal to the metal, everyone says “Look at that escargot.”
TheWildSow said, 5 months ago
♫ ♫
Going down the Highway, He’s in front of you.
The speed limit is 50, He’s going 22.
He wont’ let you pass him, He won’t let you by
You curse him he can’t hear you, You wish that he would die.
He’s Snailman!! (Snailman)
He’s older than a fossil, But still they let him drive.
He got his drivers license, when Lincoln was alive.
If he continues shrinking some day he’s gonna crash
He’s sitting on 2 phone books to see over the dash!
He’s Snailman! (Snailman)
If I had a big Bazooka I would blow him off the road
If my car was a steam roller I would squish him like a toad!
Snailman (Snailman) ♫♪
cdward said, 5 months ago
Look at that escargot!
Doctor Toon said, 5 months ago
My Nuclear Coffee has a different Super Power with every batch
Most of them are pretty cool but every now and then someone gets a lame one
The ability to turn into a sentient pile of Goo might be entertaining at a party, but it doesn’t work so well for battling Super Villains or impressing the ladies
Clark Kent said, 5 months ago
Faster than a speeding snail,
More powerful than a locust,
Able to leap small dollhouses at a single bound,
Look, down on the ground,
It’s a bug, it’s a turtle, it’s ……… WTF?
GoodQuestion
said, 5 months ago
I hear he has NaCl problems . . . ☻
Coyoty
said, 5 months ago
Try the Justice Lag.
pcolli said, 5 months ago
Surely one snail travels at the same speed as 100.
Tigger
said, 5 months ago
Snailman
Saucy1121
said, 5 months ago
@TheWildSow
Very funny. Nice job!
ujean said, 5 months ago
@TheWildSow
Three cheers, standing ovation. Dare I say Grammy nomination? :-D
WytZox1 said, 5 months ago
Not even good enough for the Legion of Substitute Heroes.
Sisyphos said, 5 months ago
You’ll have to prove yourself by your deeds, Snailman! Get going! Vite, vite vite!
Bobzilla said, 5 months ago
Just like a herd of turtles.