The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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margueritem
said, 5 months ago
Just yummy…
cdward said, 5 months ago
Better life through chemistry!
germanvisitor said, 5 months ago
And with the support of the recently grown fusion reactor on his head he can shoot lasers from the new eye, now.
GoodQuestion
said, 5 months ago
You’re ahead by a foot . . . ☻
Coyoty
said, 5 months ago
It’ll grow on you.
WytZox1 said, 5 months ago
Reminds of the newspaper reported at the Ford Theater who asked “But other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, what’d you think of the play?” ☺☺☺☺☺
Terri Brittingham said, 5 months ago
The FDA should have it on the market in no time.
Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sixth_Finger
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Where David McCallum gets a big head and an added finger to play 12 fingered piano.
Sisyphos said, 5 months ago
Flavor’s great; but about these side effects….