The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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margueritem
said, 5 months ago
Why am I not surprised?
Sisyphos said, 5 months ago
Does that count as doggie porn?
pcolli said, 5 months ago
@Sisyphos
No….it’s just canine social networking.
PICTO said, 5 months ago
6 million likes and that’s just @Dogsniff by himself.
peachguy said, 5 months ago
That dog is a liar. I just checked and it only has 8300 likes.
Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago
@Sisyphos
No, that is just how they get to know each other. By scent.
oldman2013 said, 5 months ago
woof