The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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galanti said, 5 months ago
Remember Pete that whatever you bind on earth is bound in heaven.
Sisyphos said, 5 months ago
The death of Death? Yeah, that’s a clerical error, all right!
Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago
When death dies we become immortal.
GoodQuestion
said, 5 months ago
It is a dead end job . . . . ☻
Bobzilla said, 5 months ago
Death is natures way of telling us to slow down. It’s also a once in a lifetime experience.
BillJ-MN said, 5 months ago
It’s a blending of mythologies. Or perhaps a contrasting.
MabryCandW said, 5 months ago
This seems like a sketch from The Meaning of Life.
pcolli said, 5 months ago
That’s the Grim Unreaper, come to tell St Peter that it’s time to be reincarnated.
starbase502
said, 5 months ago
a look ahead to the day that immortality has been achieved.
Bobzilla said, 5 months ago
Who reaped the Reaper?