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WillardMBaker said, 6 months ago
Soon to turn into a good autopsy.
win said, 6 months ago
He’ll get over it.
germanvisitor said, 6 months ago
It is said they were the first sentient beings in this area for decades.
Sisyphos said, 6 months ago
You call that a landing? Although I’ll grant that old-timers say any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.
Welcome to Roswell!
Cavecarson
said, 6 months ago
These guys are really lost. Those are saguaro cactus native to the Sonoran Desert of Arizona, California, and the state of Sonora in Mexico. Saguaro do grow anywhere near Roswell, New Mexico.
Coyoty
said, 6 months ago
@Cavecarson
So, the saguaros would be an alien species.
Nathaniel_W said, 6 months ago
Yes Aliens are visiting are planet periodically just like we humans go to the Zoo.
Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago
And if you believe any of the stories several survived only to die on earth in custody. What a lousy way to treat visitors.
oldman2013 said, 6 months ago
should’ve used tom tom