The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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margueritem
said, 6 months ago
She has way more than that…
Sisyphos said, 6 months ago
I guess you could call it that. Just before she eats you….
pcolli said, 6 months ago
The curse of the zombie bulimics.
Coyoty
said, 6 months ago
That’s not ketchup on her shirt.
blackman2732 said, 6 months ago
Would brains be considered brain food?
squirrelchaser said, 6 months ago
She’ll pass these two by since they are blondes.
Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago
That damn virus again. Cut off their arms and lower jaws and they loose the urge to feed.
oldman2013 said, 6 months ago
she needs a spot remover
Bobzilla said, 6 months ago
And she’s built like a brick thimble.
yoicks! said, 6 months ago
She’s quite the conversationalist! I didn’t think zombies communicated.