The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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Sisyphos said, 7 months ago
Now you’ll never get back into your trim coffin! Don’t come shuffling to me when it all unravels for you!
PICTO said, 7 months ago
Mummy, I have a tummy ache.
Coyoty
said, 7 months ago
The Wonka gum still isn’t ready.
cdward said, 7 months ago
That wasn’t candy – it was trick or treaters.
timrinaldo said, 7 months ago
Again, the wife looks like Homer…
blackman2732 said, 7 months ago
He thought he had it under wraps. Also, mummy got a big ol’ butt.
oldman2013 said, 7 months ago
at the time it seemed like a good idea
David Hurley
said, 7 months ago
Happens every year.
Bobzilla said, 7 months ago
Now that it’s stuffed, get it mounted.
notsooldguy said, 7 months ago
It’s just gas.
Neo Blakkrstal said, 6 months ago
Imhotep……Imhotep…….Imhotep……Imhotep……Imhotep……Imhotep…….Imhotep……