The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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simpsonfan2 said, 8 months ago
Wasn’t that hump on the other side?
Sisyphos said, 8 months ago
@simpsonfan2
You mean the front? Then he’d be the Beer Belly of Notre Dame, which really isn’t very attractive….
Coyoty
said, 8 months ago
@Sisyphos
The Beer Belly of Notre Dame was likely to have a CamelBak.
LingeeWhiz said, 8 months ago
Must be hump day.
oldman2013 said, 8 months ago
he’d make a good speed bump
Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 8 months ago
@simpsonfan2
And it’s pronounced “Eye-gore.”
/Don’t think the others caught that!
pcolli said, 8 months ago
Surely, it’s pronounced Quasimodo?
Night-Gaunt49 said, 8 months ago
So was Quasimodo the first “Igor” in the world?
simpsonfan2 said, 8 months ago
@Penny Robinson Fan Club
You take the blonde, and I’ll take the one in the turban.