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   Curious and curiouser said, 11 months ago

   Um, drop dead? Or maybe “Have you ever considered the benefits of suicide?” Or what?
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   Sisyphos said, 11 months ago

   The dead do not complain!
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   JohnnyDiego said, 11 months ago

   Don’t wear plaid.
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   pcolli said, 11 months ago

   @Sisyphos

   I tried to complain but there were so many in the queue before me, the guy behind the desk must be filing the forms without reading them.
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   capndunzzl said, 11 months ago

   …but it’s the truth!
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   LingeeWhiz said, 11 months ago

   In my role? I thought I was in my robe!
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   RubyRedRing ... said, 11 months ago

   Unhappy face and drooping flowers completes the picture
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   btrfly_lvr said, 11 months ago

   maybe he’s telling them that being dead isn’t bad, or encouraging them to do crazy stunts by saying " You’re going to die eventually ." Or maybe “The only reason we live is to die?”
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   Coyoty said, 11 months ago

   “Counselor? I thought the job was Guidance Canceller!”
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    squirrelchaser said, 11 months ago

    Don’t fear the Reaper!
11. 

    win said, 11 months ago

    @Coyoty

    or Good Riddance Counselor
12. 

    Bobzilla said, 11 months ago

    Death is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
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    Bobzilla said, 11 months ago

    Death is nature’s way of telling us to slow down.
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