The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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pcolli said, 11 months ago
Well, for someone with no internal organs and no brain, I suppose so.
Sisyphos said, 11 months ago
“Aww, you say the nicest things! You make a girl feel young again!”
capndunzzl said, 11 months ago
….cut!…that’s a wrap!
cdward said, 11 months ago
For a mummy, she’s got perky… Well, you know.
LingeeWhiz said, 11 months ago
I think they have both been smoked.
oldman2013 said, 11 months ago
yes I am stuck on band aids!
GoodQuestion
said, 11 months ago
Tut, tut, hello Dolly . . . ☻