The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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margueritem
said, about 1 year ago
He must have been rather rotten in his previous life.
afficionado said, about 1 year ago
hope this is my last one
Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago
What is lower on the reincarnation scale than a cockroach? ‘Cause that’s where Jacob is headed!
jeffc42
said, about 1 year ago
He could have been a bowl of petunias above the planet Magrathea. Better hope the roach isn’t Agrajag.
oldman2013 said, about 1 year ago
he could’ve come back as a dung bug?
LingeeWhiz said, about 1 year ago
Well, I wonder what he’s going to be next? And will she be plagued by stalking bugs the restof her life??
philyfanstukinmi said, about 1 year ago
Whatever he comes back as, he’ll have the soul of a shoe.
Tue Elung-Jensen said, about 1 year ago
… Team Jacob?
pcolli said, about 1 year ago
@jeffc42
Oh no! Not again.
Smythe Symble said, about 1 year ago
Must be an Indian Restaurant.
pcolli said, about 1 year ago
@Smythe Symble
More likely to be a cafe at the back of the bus station. My local Indian Restaurant is spotless – I’ve been in the kitchens and they’re cleaner than mine!
oldman2013 said, 12 months ago
make sure you wipe the bottom ofyour feet before entering