The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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margueritem
said, over 1 year ago
Oh you silver tongued devil, I believe I’ll have another helping.
aarken said, over 1 year ago
Oooh, two months old squashed whatsit….You certainly know how to show a girl a good time.
PICTO said, over 1 year ago
Dogsniff dates a Dalmatian?
nighthawks
said, over 1 year ago
aw, just like in Lady and the Tramp, except they each grab one end of a chewed off rat’s tail and wind up smooching
GoodQuestion
said, over 1 year ago
And for dessert, we can roll around in the left-overs . . . . . ☻
Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago
And to drink? How about a fine late 2011 creme de la mudpuddle?
THEVIC IOUSDOUG MARTIG said, over 1 year ago
@nighthawks
I don’t think it is a “dead rat” It looks more like a scared to death ol’possum, but i have been wrong’d before if you’now wt I mean!