The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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formally known as doc white said, over 1 year ago
Okay SNERK,SNERK.. I feel better.
aarken said, over 1 year ago
This infomercial discriminates against fleas.
Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago
Fortuitously, I never watch late night TV on the Werewolf Channel!
cdward said, over 1 year ago
Are these the wolves in Massachusetts (from Doonesbury)?
LingeeWhiz said, over 1 year ago
The blood suckers got to get rid of the blood suckers.