The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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pcolli said, over 1 year ago
Having hands, he should be able to clean up after himself.
Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago
There are many aspects of the private lives of centaurs that should not be too closely examined!
rmacprivate said, over 1 year ago
Bet it works for him at the singles bars.
LucianDragos
said, over 1 year ago
I don’t think its his “pants” she is thinking about
LingeeWhiz said, over 1 year ago
They don’t want you hanging out in the workplace.
cleokaya (THE FLASH)
said, over 1 year ago
So that’s why I can’t get a job.
GoodQuestion
said, over 1 year ago
Maybe he should look into a stud farm . . . ☻
NebulousRikulau
said, over 1 year ago
I’m surprised that he was able to get a drink in there without a shirt.
I assume that he has shoes.
formally known as doc white said, over 1 year ago
@LingeeWhiz
Oh,so bad. I love it.