The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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Coyoty
said, about 2 years ago
Sure, Batsy… But did I mention the prank calls had subaudio hypnotic suggestions in them and the TP is made of thermite? And you though my humor was getting lighter! Here, I suggest you use this lighter…
Lewreader said, about 2 years ago
Coyoty , two hours before me and your mind is already more deranged than mine. May I suggest my shrink, he has good pills. Real good pills.
LafInLarry
said, about 2 years ago
Nice jokeryoty!
Lingeewhiz said, about 2 years ago
Where are you taking him??????
aircraft-engineer said, about 2 years ago
to the “funny farm”, of course…
Smythe Symble said, about 2 years ago
“Together we will stand Every Boy Girl Woman And Her Man”!
Radish
said, about 2 years ago
Two men in a boat wanted a smoke but had no fire, how did they light their ciggarettes? They threw one overboard and made it a ciggarette lighter!
Actual Joker joke from the Batman TV series.
Coyoty
said, about 2 years ago
Batsy’s getting old… He’s wearing his utility belt up around his armpits! Maybe he should switch to utility suspenders!