Eek! by Scott Nickel

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  1. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 2 months ago

    I dunno; I guess combing without being able to use a mirror is kind of iffy….

  2. rricchhterr

    rricchhterr said, 2 months ago

    nevermind the breath…

  3. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Bryl Cream, a little dab’ll do ya…..

  4. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    I got smoker’s coffin

  5. jukeofurl

    jukeofurlGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    excellent vampire lore catch Sisyphos!

  6. Nozzi

    Nozzi said, 2 months ago

    He must be interviewing for a job at a blood bank.

  7. OldHipster

    OldHipster said, 2 months ago

    Certainly not for a Barber or beauty shop stylist.

    Know what I mean?

  8. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 2 months ago

    whew !!!!!!! i guess i won’t have thy problem

  9. Ushindi

    UshindiGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    If he can’t see himself, how does he even know what he looks like? And why sleep in a coffin? Why not change into a bat and roost in a cave ‘till nightfall? The peasants with the pitchforks and stakes would never find him there! These are the questions that keep me awake in the wee hours of the night….

    “The peasants with the pitchforks” - sounds like a Danny Kaye movie - “with the brew that is true”. Right, yyyguy?

  10. cholldekkgher stenstenstaffgher

    cholldekkgher stenst... said, 2 months ago

    Mirror, mirror, on the wall
    Who’s the deadest one of all?