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   big G 3469 said, 2 months ago

   EEK!!! Some one call Social Services!!

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   Margueritem said, 2 months ago

   She prefers them roasted.

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   Sisyphos said, 2 months ago

   But don’t dip them in your coffee–that would be Bad Manners!

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   Edcole1961 said, 2 months ago

   That reminds me of a W.C. Fields movie, when a woman asks him if he likes children, and he answers, “Only if they’re properly cooked.”

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   rricchhterr said, 2 months ago

   l’ve been baked before, never roasted…
   heres to comedy roasts

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   jukeofurl said, 2 months ago

   Chacun a son gout—or daughter?

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   Lewreader said, 2 months ago

   A Modest Proposal
   
   Swift

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   Yukoneric said, 2 months ago

   Who was the English author who wrote a story about eating all children under age 2???

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   daleand said, 2 months ago

   Get em young. Once they become teenagers they begin to sour.

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    DigitalFrog said, 2 months ago

    Yukoneric - I think you’re thinking of Jonathin Swift’s “A Modest Proposal” which was a satirical solution to the Irish potato famine of the 1700’s

    Personally, I like kids, but I don;t think I could ever eat a whole one….” (Hexadecimal, from ReBoot)

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    bald 716 said, 2 months ago

    DigitalFrog: you could always put the leftovers in the freezer for another day

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    Ash said, 2 months ago

    Another good one, EdCole.

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    OldHipster said, 2 months ago

    But first………………..you have to beat them so they will become soft enough to chew.

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    nighthawks said, 2 months ago

    personally, I prefer to marinate them overnight and then impale the little boogers on shish ka bobs cooked over the grill with green peppers , onions & tomatoes

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    Ushindi said, 2 months ago

    Whenever Jonathan Swift is mentioned, the first thing that comes to mind is “Gulliver’s Travels”, of course. “A Modest Proposal” was very well-known in his time (as far as things were “well-known” then) but less so today. Yes, I agree, this is apropos of mostly nothing, but I was bored.

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    Shy Shy said, 2 months ago

    Of course what you have to fry them first who can have them any other way

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    leipsicbob said, 2 months ago

    Don’t forget the Olive Oil and Garlic … And a bit of sage helps, too.