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   Sisyphos said, 4 months ago

   Cannibal! I’m afraid this will come between us!

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   Margueritem said, 4 months ago

   With a side of mashed potatoes…

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   Carmy said, 4 months ago

   He should put his angry eyes on.

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   jukeofurl said, 4 months ago

   Oddly enough, I once had a date say the same thing!

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   NebulousRikulau said, 4 months ago

   She’s a vegetarian, he’s a humanitarian?

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   cleokaya said, 4 months ago

   Funny, I always like it when a lady likes to nibble on me.

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   midiranger said, 4 months ago

   zounds??!!!

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   big G 3469 said, 4 months ago

   Mr Potato Head: “This is truly the last time that I’m going out on a blind date with a Vegan!”

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   bald 716 said, 4 months ago

   hey, … the “lady” just wants to order for herself

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    chasm_b said, 4 months ago

    And if they had kids, she’d be eating potato chips (off the old block).

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    Ushindi said, 4 months ago

    She should have a little empathy here and maybe just have zucchini strips instead. A relationship where they don’t see eye to eyes is half-baked, anyway.

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    Khard12 said, 4 months ago

    chasm_b said,
    And if they had kids, she’d be eating potato chips (off the old block).

    Or tater tots!

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    D-i-c-e-R said, 4 months ago

    Nicholson Baker, Fiction, “Subsoil,” The New Yorker, June 27, 1994, p. 67 Short Horror Story
    http://preview.tinyurl.com/nryumu