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   Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

   Hey, can a guy get that from drinking someone’s blood?!

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   cleokaya said, 5 months ago

   Mel Brooks latest movie “Dracula’s Stiffie.”

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   Ladywolf17 said, 5 months ago

   Hey cleokaya that’s sounds like a comedy-horror-porn flick.
   Tell my great grandmother that it is a romance movie and she would watch it.

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   Edcole1961 said, 5 months ago

   Then the doctor will say he’s booked up, and you’ll just have to stick it out for a while.

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   Margueritem said, 5 months ago

   I wouldn’t stand around wasting it, Drac.

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   Hugh B. Hayve said, 5 months ago

   I always wondered, what should you do if it stays hard for more than 4 hours without taking any pills?

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   moonrise293 said, 5 months ago

   Hugh
   The right combination of opportunity and scotch used to do that to me. Never waste an opportunity.

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   dbwindhorst said, 5 months ago

   Is that a stake in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

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   Lewreader said, 5 months ago

   Always knew it had something to do with blood

10. 

    TheRedHatt said, 5 months ago

    Hey Drac - only 3:59 left n counting !

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    JFri said, 5 months ago

    May the Schwartz be with you!

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    StradMan37 said, 5 months ago

    Turn y’self into a bat - hardly noticeable…..

13. 

    teeterman said, 5 months ago

    Dracula’s third fang!!

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    Ushindi said, 5 months ago

    I busted up as soon as I saw this, and it took me awhile to stop. This one goes in my favorites.

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    montycantsin2 said, 5 months ago

    It’s love at first bite.

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    hank197857 said, 5 months ago

    … must be something he assimilated.

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    Romance said, 5 months ago

    Looks like they are made for each other,

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