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   Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

   Eerk! Being a waiter is really tough! –Yeah, that’s it: “I’m afraid I’m really tough, Sir! I’d recommend the pork tenderloins instead! They taste quite like ‘Long Pig,’ you know!”

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   Ladywolf17 said, 5 months ago

   gay cannibal makes the late evening news, but first some medical news from our resident witch doctor.

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   Margueritem said, 5 months ago

   Tom hadn’t expected this when he took the job…

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   cleokaya said, 5 months ago

   A zinfandel would be a better choice.

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   bald 716 said, 5 months ago

   annie green springs was always in my fridge back in the day

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   nighthawks said, 5 months ago

   don’t forget the fava beans!

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   Shikamoo said, 5 months ago

   I’m sorry sir, I’m not on the menu. Perhaps you’d like our Chef? I hear he’s special.

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   Greeneyed Texan said, 5 months ago

   Sir, the average cooking time for freshly stewed waiter is 12 hours however we do have freshly prepared Prime Rib on the menu available NOW.

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   gossamer49 said, 5 months ago

   Would you like fries, mashed, or baked potato with that??

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    runar said, 5 months ago

    I’ll have an order of chile con hombre, please.