Eek! by Scott Nickel
- March 12, 2009
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About Eek!
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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Margueritem
said,
8 months ago
This sample tests very high for sugar…
boozoothatswho said, 8 months ago
This might be funny if drug testing labs weren’t a total insecure joke. And if people weren’t so dumb they buy the idiotic and scientifically insupportable garbage about steroids enhancing performance in baseball.
WickedCrazy said, 8 months ago
Hilarious!!
totalloser said, 8 months ago
Howard Stern used to gargle with peoples urine to drug test them
DigitalFrog
said,
8 months ago
My fav was the story about the guy who freaked out the lab tech by putting apple juice in the specimen cup, and just before he hands it to her goes “hang on, looks a little weak - let me run it through again” and then drinks it down.
Lisa said, 8 months ago
Reminds me of Austin Powers saying, “This coffee tastes like s**t!”
Dry
said,
8 months ago
I think I’d just get a new glass of apple juice!
Miserichord said, 8 months ago
Joking aside, just look for the cup without a bar code.
Drug testing samples are VERY carefully tracked.
Making a mistake in tracking can cost the testing lab BIG bucks.
farren
said,
8 months ago
That’s not a drug testing lab. It’s a urine testing lab, and there is a big difference.
runar
said,
8 months ago
DigitalFrog says:
My fav was the story about the guy who freaked out the lab tech by putting apple juice in the specimen cup, and just before he hands it to her goes “hang on, looks a little weak - let me run it through again” and then drinks it down.
Larry Niven had a character do that in one of his novels.
TheWildSow said, 8 months ago
A farmer’s home-brewed beer was tasting a little off lately, so he sent a batch off to a testing lab. In transit, the label was lost. He got this letter back:
“Dear Sir: Your horse has diabetes.”
calvinandquestionmark said, 8 months ago
Far Side did this same cartoon - just with the guy asking where his glass of dysentry was as the guy in the lab was drinking what he thought was lemonade.