Eek! by Scott Nickel
- January 16, 2009
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About Eek!
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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Margueritem
said,
10 months ago
That’s mighty permanent.
wndrwrthg
said,
10 months ago
“Terminate, with extreme prejudice”.
DigitalFrog
said,
10 months ago
Hey, if they let hin stay long enough for his retirement benefits to be vested, he could bankrupt the fund by collecting for the next couple of centuries…
calvinandquestionmark said, 10 months ago
You can’t fire him…He’s got a stake in the company
johndrake said, 10 months ago
Will Ms. Jones get the stake there in time to do any good?