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Dec 5, 2009
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Eno: I'm ready to go to the hardware store. Have you figured out how much it will cost to decorate our house for Christmas?
Fang: I think so. It'll cost two hundred and ten dollars for lights, extension cords, gutter clips and an extension ladder. Twenty-three bucks for a staple gun and staples, for when you can't figure out how to clip the lights to the gutters. Four hundred and sixty bills for a new patio set for when you fall off the roof and land on it. Two thousand dollars to pay for the ambulance and set your broken leg. Blowing off Christmas decorating to watch the Grinch for the umpteenth time...
Eno: Priceless!
Dec 7, 2009
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