The Duplex by Glenn McCoy

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 2 months ago

    Where the hell have you two been the last few days?

  2. LittleYipScream

    LittleYipScream said, 2 months ago

    They should get on the Do-Not-Bark-List.

  3. AddADadaAdDad

    AddADadaAdDad said, 2 months ago

    If I answered the phone and heard barking at the other end I’d be far more apt to listen with interest…

  4. bogeydog

    bogeydog said, 2 months ago

    I would love to be able to bark at the callers.

    My mom makes a turkey-like gobble and that shuts the telemarketers up.

  5. grazer

    grazer said, 2 months ago

    Barking dogs is all I ever hear when telemarketers call.

    They LEGALLY invade our home privacy ten million times a day—and there’s no one strong enough to pull their energy-sucking plug. What a sad state of affairs ‘free enterprise’ has become.

  6. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    I’ve barked at a telemarketer or two myself.

  7. gblehgocomics

    gblehgocomics said, 2 months ago

    i’m with Llewellenbruce

  8. MJFinSC

    MJFinSC said, 2 months ago

    There’s usually a delay because they are multi-dialing, or whatever it’s called. I just wait through the silence gap and when someone starts to speak, I hang up. However, the “do not call” listing seems to work.

  9. comicgos

    comicgos said, 2 months ago

    I hope that’s the last of the summer reruns!

  10. pierreandnicole

    pierreandnicole said, 2 months ago

    Years ago a woman with an Irish accent called constantly asking for Mary (?). Finally I screamed into the receiver each time and the calls finally stopped. Am not proud but ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

  11. Saucy1121

    Saucy1121 said, 2 months ago

    I put a different short poem on the machine each month. Before we got on the Do Not Call list, you could hear the telemarketers snickering as they hung up.

  12. OldHipster

    OldHipster said, 2 months ago

    If those telemarketers get to the point of the second question of how are you today, I say in broken English, “Excuse please, I no speak too good English”. If they keep asking questions, I keep repeating the statement until they do.