The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for January 28, 2001
Transcript:
Man: What'll you have? Eno: Give me a cheesy bacon cheeseburger. Man: That'll be three fifty. Eno: What are you doing?! You're eating my food! Man: Huh? Yeah. I just had a little taste. It's no biggie. Eno: What?! Are you nuts?! I'm not eating that!! Man: Okay! okay! I'll get you another burger!! Eno: What do you take me for? Some kind of chump?! Man: Here. To make it up to you, I threw in two thirds of a cherry pie. eno: Deal.