The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for January 27, 2001
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Man: No, no! I remember distinctly stan musial's liftetime batting average was .331. Hank Aaron had .305 average. Woman: Listen to you! You're able to remember irrelevant statistics, but your forgot my birthday yesterday. It's pretty sad when you can't remember a birthday. Man: Stan Musial was born on Nov. 21 and Hank Aaron on Feb. 5.