The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 07, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: What do you think you're doing? Gina: What's it look like? I'm planting a tree. Eno: That's on our side of the property line! Fang: Yeah! Gina: You guys are nuts. Eno: Fang, go get the map of the property line. Eno: Ok, here, look. See?! That tree is on our side. Mitzi: You guys are idiots. This isn't a map of the property lines. These are the instructions to a board game. Fang: Well, you know what this means, Eno. Eno: Yeah. Not only did I not win our last game of stratego, but we've been watering a lieu tenant colonel in the backyard.