The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for June 12, 1997
Transcript:
Gina: Hey guys. What's up? Eno: Shhh! Can't talk. If I'm one of the next two million callers to subscribe to this sports magazine we get a telephone shaped like a football helmet! Gina: Why would you want a telephone shaped like a football helmet? Eno: Because it's cool!! Gina: Why is it cool? Eno: Because it's a telephone shaped like a helmet!! Fang: Speak slower. She's a girl.