The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for December 10, 1996
Transcript:
Eno: Well, I picked up a present for Mitzi. You know how she likes dolls and stuffed animals? Fang: Yeah. Eno: Well, I went to one of those discount outlet toy stores. They had some great bargains on slightly outdate merchandise! Fang: Oh brother! I hope you didn't buy one of those cabbage patch kids! Eno: Heck no! Those things still cost a mint! here. Fang: A nicotine patch kid?