The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 20, 1996
Transcript:
Eno: Munch, what'cha doing, Fang? Fang: Sniff: Someone broke into our house, went into my room and stole a bag of chocolate chip cookies I had hidden in my dresser. Fang: But the thief unknowingly snagged his shirt on the corner of a chair- a mistake that will be his undoing! Fang: Using my highly developed canine sense of smell and observation, I will soon track down the culprit. This common thief will soon rue the day he decided to match his wits with a true master of deduction. Eno: Munch Munch Any luck picking up the scent? Munch. Fang: No. I keep picking up yours by mistake. Step back a litt.e Eno: Oops. Sorry. Eno: Munch munch. Cookie? Fang: Yeah. A whole bag of them!