The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 06, 1996
Transcript:
Fang: I have this theory about people. Fang: I believe you can tell what a person is like simply by knowing what brand of underwear he's wearing. Fang: For example, if your underwear has the word "jockey" on it, you're probably athletic and aggressive. Fang: If it says "gitano", you're most likely a yuppie. Fang: And if it says "fruit of the loom" you're probably just a common Joe. Eno: Interesting. Fang: What does your underwear say? Eno: Tuesday.