Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 02, 2016
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Ralph: Oops! I spilled some orange juice! The paper towels are way over there, and then I'd have to bend all the way down and wipe it up. Or I could just step on it and soak it up with my sock, or my faithful dog could just lick it up! Wally: Sorry. I only like freshly squeezed!
When I drop something edible on the floor, I stand well clear of it. I have no desire to be mistaken as part of the feast.