Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 31, 2016
January 30, 2016
February 01, 2016
Transcript:
Norman: What are you doing? Ralph: I figured as long as I'm bending over, I might as well tee up another ball. Norman: Why? Ralph: If the first ball goes in the lake, then I won't have to bend over again! Norman: But if your first ball lands on the fairway, you'll have to bend over again to pick up the second ball! Ralph: Good point. Let's see what happens. Thwak! Sploink! Yes! Norman: For that matter, maybe you should've teed up 5 or 6!
No, if had placed it on the fairway, he would have asked the caddie to bed over and pick up the second ball